JOKES, LAUGHS, SMILES
“But, why did you break into the same store three nights running?”-demanded the puzzled judge of the burglar standing before.
“Well, Judge, it’s like this”, was the reply. “I picked out a dress for my wife and I had to change it twice.”
“Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees.
“Yes, Sir,” the new recruit replied.
“Well, then, that makes everything just fine,” the boss went on. “After you went early yesterday to do to your grandmother’s funeral, she stopped in to see you.”
Past Tense
“Freddy, what’s the past tense of the verb ‘wake up’?”
“Sleep”.
Never say, never.
(Proverb)
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