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JOKES, LAUGHS, SMILES
When Australian’s discoveries went ashore, what was their astonishment when they saw a strange-looking animal with a large tail jumping around on its strong hind legs.

“What is it?” they asked a friendly aboriginal who promptly replied “Kangaroo,” which in his language was “I don’t understand you.”

The Europeans took it for the name of the animal and it came to stay.
“Now, I shall illustrate what I have in my mind,” said the professor as he cleaned the blackboard.

Prof.: “Never mind the date. The examination is more important.”

Stud.: “Well, sir, I wanted to have something right on my paper.”



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