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T  Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Tuesday, March 4th, 2014 HE BITS… The East Coast is recovering from another massive snow storm. This storm was icier than Liza Minnelli’s stare during Ellen DeGeneres’ Oscars monologue. The East Coast is digging out from yet another massive snow storm. In fact, conditions were almost as frosty as they were last night between Bachelor Juan Pablo and the bachelorettes. The East Coast is digging out from yet another massive snow storm. The storm was so miserable that Frosty the Snowman photo-bombed a polar bear. Former Bachelor star Jake Pavelka says that Juan Pablo’s season is like Keeping Up with the Kardashians meets Duck Dynasty. Kim Kardashian is quite the hunter. However, she always catches and releases her husbands. Former Dancing with the Stars contestant Chaz Bono turns 45 today. If you can’t decide what to get for Chaz, you can’t go wrong with his and hers towels. Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates has once again claimed the title as the world's richest person with $76 billion. The guy that gave us Windows 8 becoming the world’s richest person proves that there is no such thing as karma. Pope Francis was caught dropping the "F-bomb" during his weekly blessing on Sunday at the Vatican. Apparently the pope had money on Leonardo DiCaprio to win the Oscar for best actor. Pope Francis was caught dropping the Italian version of the "F-bomb" during his weekly blessing on Sunday at the Vatican. Of course, the Italian "F-bomb" is Fiat. S Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Tuesday, March 4th, 2014 ON OF THE BITS… A fire broke out inside a dryer in the New York Yankees spring training clubhouse yesterday. Luckily, the fire was quickly put out by the breeze from the Yankees bats whiffing at fastballs. Sears may be the latest store to be the victim of a cyber attack. Sears says that the cyber attack may have exposed the data of all three of their customers. Mr. Potato Head has gotten married. Mr. Potato Head says that he and Mrs. Potato Head are looking forward to having tater tots. Mr. Potato Head has gotten married. Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head’s wedding night got pretty kinky when he brought out a potato peeler. Couples in Colorado and Washington have begun making marijuana part of their weddings. Unfortunately, guests are now eating all the rice before it can be thrown. Couples in Colorado and Washington have begun making marijuana part of their weddings. In fact, in many ceremonies the Wedding March is being replaced by Bob Marley. A machine has been invented that can turn water into wine in three days. They’re now working on a machine that can feed thousands of people with just a few loaves of bread and a couple fish. According to a new survey, 53 percent of Americans between the ages of 12-17 use the photo app Snapchat. Amazingly, several of those people have actually used it with their clothes on. T Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Tuesday, March 4th, 2014 ODAY’S BITMAN AUDIO… Today on the Bitman audio feed we have reality fun with The Bachelor’s Women Tell All special and The Voice, laughs with How I Met Your Mother, plus late night roundup with Dave, Conan, Craig, the Jimmys and Seth. Plus more from Ron Jordan and the Bitman audio archive! It’s all at BitmanComedy.com in the Subscribers area Not hearing anything? TV Sound bites are available at BitmanComedy.com! If you need access to the site, contact Adrienne Munos at United Stations Radio Network at 561-381-7598 or amunos@unitedstations.com
T Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Tuesday, March 4th, 2014 INSELTOWN TATTLER… A post-Oscars party was thrown to benefit CHARLIZE THERON’S Africa Outreach Project charity and they charged $50,000 per table. However, guests didn’t get their money’s worth. It was supposed to be a glamorous affair, but the ticket-scanning system broke down and the place soon became overrun with party crashers. The caterer then couldn’t keep up and had to serve cold food. Not only that, musical guests including Ne-Yo and Paris Hilton got rowdier than organizers expected. Worst of all But, worst of all, the port-a-potties were gross and ran out toilet paper. ELLEN DEGENERES singled out LIZA MINNELLI during her opening monologue at the Oscars and commented on how she thought it was one of the most amazing Liza Minnelli impersonators she’d seen in her entire life adding, “Good job, sir.” The audience had a good laugh, except for one person. As you might guess, that one person was Liza, who appeared visibly annoyed, squirming in her seat and was later said to be livid. One of the big winners at Sunday night’s OSCARS was Big Mama's & Papa's pizza. That was the place that provided the pizza ELLEN DEGENERES ordered and when you consider a commercial during the telecast cost nearly $2 million the pizza place scored almost $10 million in free publicity. While pizza guy Edgar Martirosyan left the ceremony before he could collect a tip, he appeared on Ellen’s show yesterday and she gave him $1,000! It sounds like JUSTIN BIEBER still has feelings for SELENA GOMEZ. Bieber posted a photo of Selena posing on the red carpet at the Vanity Fair Oscars party and wrote the caption: "Most elegant princess in the world." So far there’s been no response from Selena, who spent the night partying it up with BFF Vanessa Hudgens. A picture of those two cuddling on a sofa was posted on Instagram and Gomez wrote, "@vanessahudgens my only, official party buddy for life ;)" T Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Tuesday, March 4th, 2014 INSELTOWN TATTLER 2… By now you know that JOHN TRAVOLTA botched Idina Menzel’s name at the Oscars, calling her "Adele Dazeem." (See here) However, the gaffe has inspired the new Adele Dazeem Name Generator so that everyone can have their own mangled John Travolta name. (Travoltify your name here) CHELSEA HANDLER is catching flak because some people thought her Oscar jokes were in bad taste. Chelsea was the Huffington Post's guest tweeter during the Academy Awards and when Lupita Nyong'o won for best supporting actress she tweeted that Angelina Jolie had just filed adoption papers. She also plugged her upcoming book, Uganda Be Kidding Me when 12 Years a Slave won for best picture and later tweeted such things as Angelina Jolie's adoption went through Sidney Poitier and that Nelson Mandela looks great. The Huffington Post later threw Chelsea under the bus, saying the tweets were hers and not their opinions. SCARLETT JOHANSSON is expecting her first child with fiancé Romain Dauriac. This comes just six months after they announced their engagement. However, it looks like that’ll be a long engagement as Scarlett says she’s not doing any wedding planning and that marriage is "far off" from her mind at the moment. PINK and GWEN STEFANI are reportedly feuding after Gwen rejected Pink’s invite for a Beverly Hills play date for their kids. Apparently they have some sort of feud going on and Pink was pretty upset when Gwen sent an email back a couple of days later that basically said, ‘not now and not ever’ to the idea of patching things up with the their kids playing peacemakers. T Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Tuesday, March 4th, 2014 INSELTOWN TATTLER 3… ROBIN THICKE is continuing his public apology tour. While performing Sunday night in Atlantic City someone in the crowd yelled, "I love Paula!" Thicke responded, "I do too," before launching into Al Green's "Let's Stay Together." On Thursday in Washington he told the crowd he was trying to get his girl back and sang "Lost Without U." Meanwhile, Paula hit the post-Oscars parties solo and without her wedding ring. Is there marriage trouble for “DUCK DYNASTY” stars WILLIE and KORIE ROBERTSON? A source tells the National Enquirer, “It looks like big trouble is brewing in their marriage.” The source says Korie has been seduced by the bright lights of Hollywood and wants to move to Los Angeles where she can turn her four kids into stars. On the other hand, Willie wants to stay in Louisiana to possibly launch a political career. Korie has opened a posh boutique called Duck & Dressing in Monroe, Louisiana and wants to open another location in Beverly Hills and get an apartment and spend a lot of her time there. BACHELOR JUAN PABLO may find love on the show, but he’s not getting any from former Bachelor Jake Pavelka. Jake says that Juan Pablo’s season has been “interesting,” and “dynamic,” but added: “it’s like [Keeping Up with] the Kardashians meets Duck Dynasty.” Don’t expect to see that sex tape supposedly featuring MARILYN MONROE with both John F. Kennedy and his brother, Robert F. Kennedy. It was to be auctioned off by the Tulare County Sheriff's Department in California to satisfy debts of William Castleberry. However, a mystery donor jumped in to pay off his bills and the tape was pulled from auction. The film supposedly shows Marilyn in a threesome with the Kennedy brothers and the fact that a mystery person paid big bucks to stop the sale may lend credence to the tape being the real deal. T Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Tuesday, March 4th, 2014 INSELTOWN TATTLER 4… TAYLOR SWIFT has gotten a restraining order against some delusional weirdo who believes they’re married and has vowed to murder anyone who stands between them, including Secretary of State John Kerry. The guy has been hounding her for a few years now and has sent her emails, letters, and social media posts professing his love. Among the messages: "If anyone in Taylor Swift's family gets killed, it is not my fault," "My wife, Taylor Swift (Sweet) and I live in Beverly Hills. I will carry a gun to protect her the rest of my life" and "Dearest Taylor, I'll kill any man who gets in the way of our marriage. Message to John Kerry, Secretary of State." KIM KARDASHIAN reportedly made $500,000 to show up at the Vienna Opera Ball last week, but she’s not the only celebrity who accepts money to make personal appearances. LINDSAY LOHAN was reportedly paid $350,000 to show up at Pure Nightclub in Vegas on her 21st birthday, but she checked into rehab just before the party and had to give it all back. ELTON JOHN reportedly charges a minimum fee of $1.52 million to show up at your event, and even CHER is willing to pop in on a party for $1.5 million. Whatever The Rock is cooking had to smell better than this! WWE honcho VINCE MCMAHON was taping a segment for "Monday Night Raw" when he tried to jokingly fart in a producer's face. Unfortunately, he got more than he bargained for as he actually sharted! The crew became aware of what happened not only because of the smell but because of the evidence splattered on Vince's pants! (See here) D Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Tuesday, March 4th, 2014 ATELINE HOLLYWOOD… New Movies on DVD: 12 Years a Slave - The Oscar winner for Best Picture with Chiwetel Ejiofor, Michael Fassbender and Lupita Nyong'o. The Hunger Games: Catching Fire - They're hungry and they're game, starring Jennifer Lawrence New TV on DVD: Boardwalk Empire: The Complete Third Season Breaking Amish: Season 1 Columbo: The Complete Fifth Season Rawhide: The Seventh Season Starsky and Hutch: The Complete First Season Sunday's ACADEMY AWARDS had its biggest ratings in 10 years. The show drew 43 million viewers, which was up 6 percent from last year's telecast, hosted by Seth MacFarlane, and up 9 percent from 2012, when Billy Crystal returned as host. The record high for the Oscars was set in 1998, when 55 million saw Titanic win for Best Picture. Oscar night was also good for JIMMY KIMMEL'S ratings as his post-awards show telecast drew nearly 7 million viewers. The numbers most likely would’ve been even bigger had it not been for the late start at 12:42 a.m. on the East Coast. AMERICAN IDOL will be moving to 9 p.m. starting March 13th to make way for the return of Hell's Kitchen. Two weeks later the American Idol results shows will shift to a half-hour format. M Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Tuesday, March 4th, 2014 USIC NOTES… New Music in Stores Today… American Authors - “Oh, What a Life” Ashanti - “BraveHeart” Drive-By Truckers - “English Oceans” Eagulls - “Eagulls” Fuel - “Puppet Strings” Lea Michele - “Louder” Missing Persons - “Missing in Action” (first album of new material since 1986) David Nail - “I’m a Fire” Rick Ross - “Mastermind” Pharrell Williams - “G I R L” Eli Young Band - “10,000 Towns” Reissues (CDs / vinyl) The Grass Roots - “The Complete Dunhill/ABC Hit Singles” Little Feat - “Rad Gumbo: The Complete Warner Bros. Years 1971-to-1990 [Box set]” Tyrannosaurus Rex (later T. Rex) - “A Beard of Stars: Deluxe Edition”
By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Tuesday, March 4th, 2014 USIC NOTES 2… After dropping a new track called Midnight a couple weeks ago, COLDPLAY has announced that their new album, "Ghost Stories," will be out on May 19th. Their new single, Magic, is now streaming at YouTube.com/Coldplay. If you preorder the album now, you’ll get Magic right away as a bonus. A judge has ordered 3 DOORS DOWN bassist Todd Harrell to move from Mississippi to Nashville, where he’ll be kept under house arrest until his trial on vehicular homicide charges. Harrell was arrested last month on a DUI charge in Mississippi while he was out on bail awaiting trial in Tennessee. KENNY LOGGINS made a cameo appearance in cartoon form on last night’s episode of Archer. Archer has been referring to 'Danger Zone' for a quite a while, so they finally brought Kenny in to make an appearance. In a conference call last week, Loggins said, "I'm a total badass in this episode and it's fun." PHARRELL WILLIAMS has sold the hat he wore to the Grammy Awards for over $44,000. The winning bidder was the Arby's restaurant chain, who’d joked with Pharrell on Twitter that they wanted their hat back since it looked very similar to their logo. The proceeds will go to Pharrell's From One Hand to Another charity. T Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Tuesday, March 4th, 2014 UBULAR… Daytime: GMA: ``Dancing With the Stars'' cast announcement with Tom Bergeron and Erin Andrews; TV host Chelsea Handler Today: Michael Keaton; author Jane Fonda; Eli Young Band performs Kelly & Michael: Chelsea Handler; ``American Idol'' castoffs performs The View: Jane Fonda; k.d. lang and the cast of ``After Midnight'' perform The Talk: Actress Pauley Perrette Queen Latifah: Rosario Dawson; Hill Harper (Covert Affairs) (R) Ellen: Miley Cyrus performs (R) Primetime: NBC: The Voice blind auditions continue ESPN: College hoops Michigan at Illinois and Alabama at Kentucky ESPN2: College hoops Iowa State at Baylor NBC Sports: NHL hockey with Lightning at Blues Late Night: Jimmy Kimmel: Jane Lynch; actor Omar Epps; Fitz & the Tantrums performs David Letterman: Michael Keaton; Phantogram performs Jimmy Fallon: Chelsea Handler; Lea Michele performs Craig Ferguson: Elijah Wood; actress Keke Palmer; Glasvegas performs Seth Meyers: Ralph Fiennes; actress Allison Williams; comic Mike Birbiglia Conan: Betty White; American Authors perform Arsenio: Columbus Short (``Scandal''); Basketball Wives LA cast T Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Friday, May 29th, 2009 Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Tuesday, March 4th, 2014 HE WATERCOOLER… Pope Francis was caught dropping the "F-bomb!" The pope committed the offense during his weekly blessing on Sunday at the Vatican. However, the profanity was in Italian. Instead of saying "caso," which means "case", the Pope used the word "cazzo," which is the Italian equivalent of the F- bomb. (See here) Winter reared its ugly head again yesterday and Philadelphia TV reporter Steve Keeley proved no match for a snowplow. Keeley was outside reporting on the storm when a snowplow snuck up from behind and covered him in a blanket of snow. Keeley later said, “You know I’ve spent my whole time here, ever since the invention of YouTube, I have done everything I could to avoid being a YouTube star, and I think that hit will be on YouTube.” He was right. (See here) By now, most everyone is sick of cold weather, but could you actually be allergic to it? There is such a thing as being allergic to cold. The affliction is known as urticaria and people who have it get itchy hives when they're in the cold and can even swell up just drinking a cold beverage. However, it’s rare as only about 100,000 people in the world have the cold allergy. Celebrity Chef Keith Guehrke, author of Leftovers Right: Making a Winner of Last Night's Dinner, was the guest on morning shows throughout the Midwest over the holiday season. During his appearances Chef Guehrke got various anchors to eat a gravy ice cream cone with corn sprinkles with a cranberry cherry on top, or drink ham and green beans and gravy and pumpkin pie smoothies with whipped cream on top. There was also a segment where he explained that leftover turkey smells like farts because the bacteria form a flatulent smell. It turns out that Chef Guehrke is just a character created by Nick Prueher and he used day-old KFC for many of his recipes. (See here) T Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Friday, May 29th, 2009 Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Tuesday, March 4th, 2014 HE WATERCOOLER 2… Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates is once again the world's richest person. Forbes magazine announced its ranking of the world's billionaires yesterday and Gates, who led the list for 15 of the past 20 years, regained the spot from Mexican telecom mogul Carlos Slim Helu, who’d topped the list the past four years. Gates' net worth is estimated at $76 billion; Slim Helu follows at $72 billion. Spanish clothing magnate Amancio Ortega, known for the Zara retail chain, U.S. investor Warren Buffett and Larry Ellison of Oracle rounded out the top five. The U.S. is the country with the greatest number of billionaires at 492. Marijuana is becoming popular at weddings in Colorado and Washington. Some couples have begun using marijuana to make special brownies for the bridal shower and wedding planners say they’re starting to treat cannabis like alcohol at the receptions. In fact, one wedding planner says, “I think Colorado will see a lot more destination weddings for this reason.” However, most couples are mindful that not everyone is comfortable having marijuana around and are looking for other ways to incorporate it into their weddings. The ancient Egyptians believed that eating mushrooms brought long life and now modern scientists say they may have been onto something. Scientists are now investigating whether mushrooms may be able to cure such diseases as cancer. The reishi mushroom has been used in Chinese medicine for 2,000 years and numerous studies have investigated its anti-cancer and immune-boosting properties. In a human trial conducted in 2009, chemicals found in maitake mushrooms were shown to stimulate the immune systems of breast cancer patients and not only reduced growth of bladder cancer cells by 90% in 72 hours, they were also highly effective in killing them. Shiitake mushrooms contain a compound known as lentinan and several studies have found it could help increase the survival rate of cancer patients and may protect the body against viruses and infections. T Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Friday, May 29th, 2009 Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Tuesday, March 4th, 2014 HE WATERCOOLER 3… You may have heard the story of Ukrainian model Valeria Lukyanova, who’s otherwise known as the human Barbie. It looks like the 23-year-old Valeria will be keeping her waistline inhumanly slim for the foreseeable future because she says she's training herself to subsist on simply light and air. The practice is called breatharianism and participants never eat or drink, but simply live on "cosmic micro-food." Barbie says, "In recent weeks I have not been hungry at all; I'm hoping it's the final stage before I can subsist on air and light alone." If you’ve ever wondered who would win a battle between a snake and a crocodile, we now have your answer. Such a battle took place in front of witnesses last Sunday near Mount Isa in Australia. Onlookers were shocked to see the five-hour battle in which the 10-foot snake, believed to be a python, coiled itself around the crocodile and wrestled it in the water. The snake emerged victorious and ate the crocodile face first, finishing the meal in around 15 minutes. The founders of the wine start-up Lot18 have invented a machine that they say can turn water into wine in three days. Philip James and business partner Kevin Boyer say they can accelerate the winemaking process by using a low amount of heat and a computer-controlled environment. They examined the precise chemical composition of some of the world’s most sought after fine wines and found that it was possible to replicate the aromas found in certain wines in the same way the perfume industry is able to simulate certain aromas. Their so-called Miracle Machine essentially works like a Soda Stream by turning water, grape concentrate and yeast into wine via a mobile phone app. Customers will be able to choose the type of wine they want to make at a cost of about two dollars per bottle. The downside is that the wine will only keep for up to two weeks, but it will be made to taste “pre-aged.” S Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Tuesday, March 4th, 2014 PORTS SHIRT… LeBron James scored a career-high 61 points as the Miami Heat defeated the Charlotte Bobcats last night. LeBron also broke Glen Rice's franchise record of 56 set back in 1995. The Brooklyn Nets will reportedly sign center Jason Collins to a second 10-day contract tomorrow. Collins' current 10-day contract expires today and after the second contract expires they’re expected to sign them for the rest of the season. Denver Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning passed a medical exam on his surgically repaired neck yesterday and was fully cleared to play in 2014. The exam was seen as just a formality and was stipulated in his contract. Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson visited the Texas Rangers spring training camp in Arizona yesterday. Wilson played Class A ball for the Rockies in 2010 and 2011 before the Rangers selected him in the Rule 5 Draft in December. Wilson suited up and took some fielding practice in the infield. The San Francisco 49ers have announced that they’ve agreed to terms on a two-year contract with veteran wide receiver Anquan Boldin. It’s reported that Boldin agreed to a $12 million deal that includes $9 million in guaranteed money. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers unveiled their new uniforms yesterday that feature an oversized logo on the helmet, a black-based color scheme and numbers that look like the LED digits on an alarm clock. (See here) Florida, Wichita State and Arizona are the top three teams in The Associated Press college basketball poll for the second straight week. Duke and the University of Virginia rounded out the top five. Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Tuesday, March 4th, 2014 Scoreboard NBA:
Memphis 110, Washington 104 Brooklyn 96, Chicago 80 Detroit 96, New York 85 Miami 124, Charlotte 107 Milwaukee 114, Utah 88 Minnesota 132, Denver 128 LA Lakers 107, Portland 106 Sacramento 96, New Orleans 89 NHL: Columbus 2, Toronto 1 Dallas 3, Buffalo 2 Minnesota 3, Calgary 2 Los Angeles 2, Montreal 1
(14) North Carolina 63, Notre Dame 61 Today’s Games NBA:
San Antonio at Cleveland 7:00 PM Golden State at Indiana 7:00 PM Miami at Houston 8:00 PM Philadelphia at Oklahoma City LA Clippers at Phoenix 9:00 PM New Orleans at LA Lakers 10:30 PM NHL: Florida at Boston 7:00 PM Detroit at New Jersey 7:00 PM Dallas at Columbus 7:00 PM Colorado at Chicago 8:00 PM Tampa Bay at St. Louis 8:00 PM Pittsburgh at Nashville 8:00 PM NY Islanders at Winnipeg 8:00 PM Vancouver at Phoenix 9:00 PM Ottawa at Edmonton 9:30 PM Carolina at San Jose 10:30 PM
7:00 PM (1) Florida at South Carolina 7:00 PM Georgia Tech at (7) Syracuse 7:00 PM (12) Michigan at Illinois 7:00 PM (13) Creighton at Georgetown 7:00 PM (16) Iowa State at Baylor 9:00 PM Alabama at (25) Kentucky
D Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Tuesday, March 4th, 2014 UH… Police in Rosenberg, Texas responded to a call regarding an alleged assault with a deadly weapon at an apartment complex. Officers arrived to find 21-year-old Keandra Harrison in her car and refusing to open the door. Officers eventually got Harrison out of the vehicle and she promptly urinated on one of the cops and began laughing. When asked if it was intentional she said, "It sure was." Officers intentionally arrested Harrison on charges of harassment and resisting arrest. An unnamed Dayton, Nevada man was showing his new gun to his father. As the young man proudly pulled the gun out of the holster it promptly went off and shot his mother in the leg, critically injuring her. No one was taken into custody. Never bring fists to a Taser fight. This was a lesson learned the hard way by Fort Walton Beach, Florida’s 69-year-old John Sherman McCormick. John allegedly approached a police officer and tried to start a fight by poking him in the nose and saying, "You want to talk to me? Let's talk." The officer responded by pushing John to the ground and ordering him to roll onto his stomach, but when John instead said, "Let's [expletive] go," the officer drew his Taser. John tried to grab the Taser, but instead got the business end of the weapon and after being treated at a local hospital he was arrested. Lincoln Park, New Jersey’s 18-year-old Rachel Canning has filed a lawsuit. Unfortunately, the honor student at Morris Catholic High School is suing her parents, claiming they threw her out of the house when she turned 18. Rachel’s father, retired Lincoln Park Police Chief Sean Canning, says she voluntarily left home because she didn't want to abide by reasonable household rules, such as being respectful, keeping a curfew and doing some chores. Dad says, "We love our child and miss her. This is terrible. It's killing me and my wife…We're not draconian and now we're getting hauled into court." Rachel is seeking immediate financial support and wants to force her parents to pay for her college education. M Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Tuesday, March 4th, 2014 O’ DUH… When Evansville, Indiana’s 21-year-old Joshua Woods gets older he may learn the fine art of drug dealing. Unfortunately for Joshua he’s likely to get older in prison. That’s because Joshua was arrested after he made the mistake of driving 43 miles an hour in a 30 mile an hour zone while carrying digital scales, a metal plant grinder, about 100 small plastic baggies and several shrink-wrapped bags containing 663 grams of marijuana along with over $1,900 in cash. Back in 2010, former Gulliver Preparatory School headmaster Patrick Snay sued the school for age discrimination and eventually received an $80,000 settlement. Unfortunately, Patrick will have to give that money back. It seems there was a confidentiality clause in the agreement and just days after signing it, Snay’s daughter Dana wrote on her Facebook page: “Mama and Papa Snay won the case against Gulliver. Gulliver is now officially paying for my vacation to Europe this summer. SUCK IT.” Dana’s Facebook post made its way back to school attorneys, who told the Snays they’d violated the deal and a judge has sided with the school. Charlene Marie Ellet and her brother Cameron Beck were arrested for shoplifting at the Porter, Texas Wal-Mart. At the jail, they were placed in adjoining cells, but deputies soon noticed the two kissing on the lips through the bars. When asked to clarify their relationship, Charlene said that she and Cameron had the same biological mother, but different fathers, and that they began having an intimate relationship after he was released from prison. Charlene also said that she and Cameron slept in the same bed in their motel room along with her two-year-old twin girls. However, she explained that the room had a partition and the children would stay on the other side of the partition when she and her brother had sex or that they would just do it in the bathroom. As a matter of fact, deputies did find a cut pen in their vehicle with a crystal substance on it that tested positive for meth. H Bitman By David Evjen Bitman1@aol.com Tuesday, March 4th, 2014 ISTORY LESSON… 1634: The first tavern in America opened in Boston 1861: Abraham Lincoln was sworn in as the 16th president. 1877: Emile Berliner invented the microphone 1902: The American Automobile Association was founded in Chicago 1908: The New York board of education banned the act of whipping students in school. 1925: Calvin Coolidge took the oath of office in the first presidential inauguration broadcast on radio 1950: Walt Disney's Cinderella was released 1966: John Lennon got in hot water by saying the Beatles were 'Bigger than Jesus'. 1974: People magazine debuted with Mia Farrow on the cover 1999: Monica Lewinsky's book about her affair with President Clinton went on sale 2005: Martha Stewart was released from prison.
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