2. A purple python Tess Van Ghert one of these objects sells for over $1800. The “Jammy” version of this item doubles as a portable boombox. In “White & Nerdy” Weird Al sings that he got one of these because “They were having a sale down at the Gap.” An Onion article claimed that David Ortiz played a game in Japan wearing a camera and this object. Some manufacturers make these that are designed for concealed carry of guns. This throwback accessory hit it’s peak popularity in the 80s and 90s. For 10 points, name this bag often worn around the waist of tacky tourists.
ANSWER: fanny pack (accept belt pack, belly bag, Chaos Pouch, Buffalo pouch, hip sack, phany pack, waist bag(orwaistpack), hip pack, bum bag, Koala, butt pack, or moon bag) 3. One song by this artist features the harmonica player Paul Harrington and the music video for that song features the Bloody Jug Band. This artist is a spokesperson for Voli Vodka and Bud Light. In 2012 Walmart had this person visit whichever store got the most likes on Facebook, so he was sent to Kodiak, Alaska. This artist starts one song by saying “It's Mr. 305 checkin' in for the remix” and this artist sings “Swing your partner round and round/End of the night, it's going down” in his most recent hit. For 10 points, name this rapper of “Give Me Everything” and “Timber” with the catchphrase “dale.”
ANSWER: Pitbull or Armando Christian Pérez 4. In B*A*P*S this person plays Nisi, who wants to open a combination hair salon and soul food restaurant.When accepting a Razzie Award for worst actress, this person said “I want to thank Warner Brothers. Thank you for putting me in a piece of shit, god-awful movie... It was just what my career needed.” The lead single from Hurricane Chris’s second album is titled for this person and is subtitled She’s Fine. This woman played Sharon Stone, Fred’s sexy secretary in the 1994 film The Flintstones. In Movie 43 the character played by this actress plays truth or dare on a first date and ends up getting plastic surgery and a tattoo. This actress plays a Jordan Turner, a 911 operator in The Call. For 10 points, name this actress who played Storm in the X-men movies and Catwoman.
ANSWER: HalleBerry 5. Cedric the Entertainer guest stars as Earl’s estranged son on this show. Peach Landis is a character on this show that has the twins Brad and Angelina and adopts the horse Chestnut. The two main characters of this show meet Martha Stewart in the bathroom at the Met annual gala. The father of one character in this show is in jail for running a Ponzi scheme. Oleg is a perverted Ukrainian cook in this show that works at the diner with the main characters. For 10 points, name this CBS comedy about Max and Caroline trying to make their cupcake business a success.
ANSWER: 2 Broke Girls
6. The Federation says that when they are doing this, they “look like spiderman” and like to do it “half naked”. This action titles a clubbing event in Malta and it plays in the background of “My New Haircut”. Wyclef Jean says he does this to spy on his girlfriend. Will Smith performs this action at the end of Men in Black when erasing Tommy Lee Jones’ memory. This action is done to “watch you weave then breathe your story lines” and “keep track of the visions in my eyes.” That song by Corey Hart repeats the line “so I can, so I can” after naming this action. For 10 points, name this action of wearing darkened lenses after sunset.
ANSWER: wearing sunglasses at night 7. Rob from this show launched a line of socks called “Arthur George.” One person on this show first appeared on Filthy Rich: Cattle Drive. D-A-S-H is a boutique owned by some of the people on this show. In 2004 one person on this show became Brandy’s personal stylist and dated Brandy’s brother Ray J. One person on this show married a basketball star after only dating for one month and a spin-off of this show ended in 2012 when she filed for divorce from Lamar. The father of four people on this show was OJ Simpson’s lawyer. For 10 points, name this reality TV show that follows the lives of sisters Khloe, Kourtney, and Kim.
ANSWER: Keeping Up with the Kardashians 8. A children’s book based on this question was released in December 2013. The subject of this question is described as “so beautiful, like an angel in disguise” and has “big blue eyes” and “a pointy nose.” The answer to this question is an “ancient mystery” hidden “somewhere deep in the woods.” Answers to this question include “Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-paw” and “Chacha-chacha-chacha chow”. For 10 points, name this question asked by the band Ylvis about the noise made by the title animal.
ANSWER: “What Does the Fox Say?” 9. Hillary Duff tweeted that a dance party was happening in her car right now because of this artist’s song. This artist was featured on the remix of “Cruise” by Florida Georgia Line. In one song, this artist says “I love the ladies like they should get laid” and “I think I need to let it loose.” This rapper sang “You can find me in St. Louis rollin on dubs” and created the song “Pimp Juice.” In another song, he instructed the listener to “take off all your clothes.” For 10 points, name this rapper behind “Country Grammar” and “Hot in Herre.”
ANSWER: Nelly 10. A tap-dancing troupe of KKK members is part of the british musical about this show. Kenny Easterday, who has no legs, is a regular on this show. Steve Wilkos created his own show after departing from this show as the director of security. A 1998 episode of this show was called “Stripper Wars!” The host of this show even admitted “I would never watch my show...This is just a silly show.” This show released uncensored segments in the Too Hot for TV videos. For 10 points, name this trashy TV talk show where the host enters by sliding down a stripper pole and involves a lot of fights.
ANSWER: The Jerry Springer Show 11. After saying that his coworker’s “fake ghetto posturing is an insult to black intelligence” Jason Whitlock was fired from guest-hosting on this network. David Holmes worked for this network after winning the reality TV show Dream Job. Kit Hoover hosted Cold Pizza on this network which also featured the series Who’s Now. Shows featured on this network include Around the Horn, Mike and Mike in the Morning, and Pardon the Interruption. “The Ocho” is a fictional branch of this network that Ron Burgundy claims will fail just like a cooking network. This network was accused of fabricating a story about Colin Kaepernick being the greatest quarterback of all time. For 10 points, name this network that broadcasts SportsCenter.
12. Kendall Jenner wore a gray sweatshirt that said “I have no tits” to this event and appropriated Hindu culture with rhinestone bindis and a nose ring. In 2007 Scarlett Johansson wore an ugly orange and blue dress while backing up The Jesus and Mary Chain at this event. Vanessa Hudgens wore a Native American headdress to this event several times. Bikinis and hula hoops is another trend worn here. For 10 points, name this California music festival notorious for terrible fashion and floral headbands.
ANSWER: CoachellaValley Music and Arts Festival 13. Prior to this event, the participants were spotted at Menchie’s eating frozen yogurt. John Mayer has been suggested as a catalyst for this event due to his single “Half of My Heart.” After this event, one participant wrote “the battle’s in your hands now, but I would lay my armor down if you said you’d rather love than fight.” One participant in this event received a pair of diamond earrings for her birthday before ending her relationship with the gifter and later apologized, saying “this is me swallowing my pride, standing in front of you saying I’m sorry for that night”. “Now I’m standing alone in a crowded room and we’re not speaking” are lines referring to this event in the song “The Story of Us.” For 10 points, name this breakup between a country star and the actor who played Jacob in Twilight.
ANSWER: Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautnerbreaking up 14. Tia and Tamera Mowry play twin cheerleaders Venetia and Sissie in this movie. One character in this movie rips another characters shirt while they are at the club “Instant Tang” to see if she has a scorpion tattoo. One of the main characters in this movie disguises himself as the gardener Taquito and a school Janitor. The main plot of this movie is set in motion by a pair of magical earrings that allowed Abyssinian Princess Nawa to escape an arranged marriage. For 10 points, name this film where Jessica, played by Rachel McAdams, swaps bodies with a 30 year criminal played by Rob Schneider.
ANSWER: The Hot Chick 15. In April 2014, a man attempted suicide because he could not create the perfect one of these. Patrick Stewart used Wet Wipes and one of these to mock David Cameron. A blog dedicated to these “at Funerals” shut down after Obama attended Mandela’s funeral. These have been blamed for most instances of revenge porn and Ben Agger described them as “the male gaze gone viral.” Ron Swanson accidentally creates one of these and Tom Haverford later asks Kate Hanley for permission to create a variant of one called a “youie” on Parks and Recreation. One of these broke the record for most retweets after when Ellen Degeneres posted it after the Oscars. For 10 points, name these photos taken by the subject.
ANSWER: selfie 16. Susan Finkelstein was arrested for prostitution after offering sex in exchange for tickets to see this team play. Matthew Clemmens intentionally vomited on an 11-year-old girl at one of this team’s games. Fans pelted a newly-signed player for this team with D batteries at his first game. Consalvi was the first person to be tased by police for running on the field at one of this team’s games. GQ voted this team’s fans the worst in America. This team’s mascot is the Phanatic. For 10 points, name this baseball team that plays in the City of Brotherly Love.
ANSWER: PhiladelphiaPhillies [accept either] 17. “You Look at Me” was the opening theme for this show that was sung by its two stars. An urban legend about this show was that it was more popular in Korea because one of the title character’s name was similar to a word for “penis.” The bandmates of the title characters of this show are the spaced-out drummer Bingo, and Mario and Annette, who are the cousins of one of the title characters. The title couple in this show moves to Chicago to start their musical career. For 10 points, name this spin-off of Happy Days starring Erin Moran and Scott Baio as the title characters.
ANSWER: Joanie Loves Chachi
18. According to MTV, this actor “never showers” and drives people on set crazy because he stinks. This actor enlisted the help of the elderly guru author of It’s Not Your Fault as Art in the movie How To Be shortly after playing Daniel Gale in the TV movie adaptation of The Bad Mother’s Handbook. In one role, this actor says “You’re like my own personal brand of heroin” to his romantic interest. In 2013, he was nominated for two Razzies - one for worst actor and another for worst screen couple. This actor collided with Emmett mid-air in the midst of a baseball game played during a thunderstorm in one role. In that same role, he is described as having skin “like diamonds” while running through the forest at super-fast speeds with Bella on his back. For 10 points, name this actor who played Edward in the Twilight movies.
ANSWER: Robert Pattinson 19. This song won an April 2008 poll to be played for the 8th inning sing-along with the New York Mets but was used during the home opener instead. The Oregon House of Representatives conspired to read portions of this song’s lyrics in session for a compilation video. The singer of this song says “your heart’s been aching, but you’re too shy to say it”. YouTube relinked all featured videos to this song for a 2008 April Fool’s Day prank. This song’s singer won’t let you down, make you cry, say goodbye, run around and desert you, or tell a lie and hurt you. For 10 points, name this song by Rick Astley used in rickrolling.
ANSWER: “Never Gonna Give You Up” 20. This person was the Grand Marshall of the Tournament of Roses Parade in 2011. This woman played the aunt of Orlando Bloom’s character in Elizabethtown. This person said “a vegetable isn’t a vegetable without a little ham hock.” This person is the owner of The Lady & Sons restaurant in Savannah, Georgia with her sons Jamie and Bobby. In 2013 this woman was dropped by many of her endorsers because of her racial discrimination charges. For 10 points, name this southern chef who has an affinity for butter.
ANSWER: Paula Deen
The Worst Trash Tournament Ever
By Eliza Grames and Melanie Keating, with special guest Robin Heinonen PACKET THREE 1. After trying to decide about whether this actor is a good actor or terrible actor, Abed goes crazy on Community. In one appearance, this actor is able to foresee all events involving Liz but can only see other events two minutes in the future. In one film, San Venganza refuses to fulfill a contract which Blackheart claims after the Caretaker gives it to the title character, Blaze, played by this actor. In one appearance, Rose attempts to prevent this actor from seeing the class list and he later steals a bear costume from Sister Beech. As Edward Malus, this actor searched for his daughter Rowan before being burned alive and screaming “the bees! the bees!”. For 10 points, name this actor who starred in Ghost Rider and The Wicker Man.
ANSWER: Nicolas Cage 2. One author of a study of these people claim that they are "a reaction to the US having been engrossed in terrorism for past ten years." After John de Lancie received many positive reviews for voicing Discord he had the idea to create a documentary about these people that includes visits to Galacon and B.U.C.K. conventions. Ashleigh Ball is the lead in another documentary about these people and she is also the voice of Applejack and Rainbowdash on the show they are named for. For 10 points, name these adolescent male fans of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
ANSWER: brony or bronies 3. This musical group started as a burlesque dance troupe that included Christina Applegate and Carmen Electra. The song “Jai Ho” from Slumdog Millionaire was interpreted by this group. Snoop Dogg raps at the beginning of this group’s song “Buttons.” In one song, this group sings that “I wanna see the world/Drive nice cars/I wanna have groupies” and “be careful what you wish for/'Cause you just might get it.” For 10 points, name this group led by Nicole Scherzinger that sings “When I Grow Up” and “Don’t Cha.”
ANSWER: The Pussycat Dolls 4. One of these people responded to a fan’s email with “blow me, fuck face” which resulted in fans burning American flags. Effigies of one of these people were burnt and Nelson Riis, house leader of the New Democratic Party, tried to block the actions of that person. One of these people demanded haircuts from Thurman Munson and Goose Gossage. Stephen Colbert started the Ching Chong Ding Dong Foundation for Sensitivity to Orientals or Whatever in response to one of these people founding the Washington Redskins Original Americans Foundation. After making racist comments, one of these people was forced to sell the LA Clippers. For 10 points, name these people that include Dan Snyder and Donald Sterling.
ANSWER: owners 5. After the FCC chairman Cobra Commander enacts strict censorship policies, Peter Griffin takes Tom Tucket’s advice and starts his own TV network that features an eponymous hour dedicated to this thing. The image on a Pokemon card titled Misty’s Tears was changed before being released in the US due to controversy over this thing. After a Chicago curator announced a “found art” exhibit, the ANIMAL was banned from Facebook for posting the lead image, which was a self portrait of Molly Soda featuring this thing. Instagram blocks all photos using this hashtag. The Today Show says that a Grammy’s without this thing is like a day without sunshine after CBS released a memo banning “puffy bare skin”, “fleshy under curves of the buttocks,” and this thing. Vh1 claims that underbutt is the new form of this thing. For 10 points, name this exposed curvature of the breast.
ANSWER: sideboob 6. A Buzzfeed quiz asks if you can tell the difference between quotes from this person and Angelica Pickles. This person got the word “forgive” tattooed on his stomach on his private jet. In 2013 this person peed in a mop bucket at a nightclub and then on a picture of Bill Clinton. Keyshawn Johnson chased down this person’s Ferrari with his Prius because of this person’s reckless driving. After this person’s arrest for a DUI and drag racing, there was an official petition to the White House to deport him. For 10 points, name this all-around awful person and singer of “Boyfriend,” “Never Say Never,” and “Baby.”
ANSWER: Justin Bieber 7. This company sells wine that is produced at Montpeyroux Estates. A Chive article says that the proper way to enjoy this brand of wine is to pour it down the toilet, but if you spill any, it will kill everyone in a 10 mile radius. Some claim that Jon Gosselin was the “nail in the coffin” for this brand. Skull and Roses is a cologne produced by this company. French designer Christian Audigier owns this brand of flashy clothing. For 10 points, name this tacky clothing brand often worn by annoying douchebags that is named after a tattoo designer.
ANSWER: Ed Hardy 8. This meme may have originated in a 2005 Homestar Runner puppet video called “Biz Cas Fri 1.” Huffington Post claimed this meme was dead after House Reps. Steve Stockman and Tom Massie made inept use of it. A version of the popular internet puzzle game 2048 based upon this meme was created for some reason. This meme became popular when 4chan users took control of the r/murica subreddit and filled it with this meme for a day. NASCAR driver John Wise’s vehicle will feature this meme after receiving sponsorship from the Reddit community. The phrase “To the moon!” is often used in reference to the value of a cryptocurrency based upon this meme, which has its direct roots in the similar meme Shiba Confessions. For 10 points, name this meme where a picture of a Shiba Inu is overlaid with much Comic Sans, wow.
ANSWER: doge 9. Critics called this show an “insult to common sense and decency” and this show’s star called it the “worst thing I’ve done in my career”. After a day in Paris, this show’s star decided her romantic interest was “the one” and proposed to him, but he rejected her proposal. Friends and family arrive at what they believe is an engagement party but is actually a wedding in the fifth and final episode of this show. This reality show was largely shot on a handheld camera during the European leg of the Onyx Hotel Tour which featured the songs “Overprotected” and”Toxic.” For 10 points, name this reality TV show about Kevin Federline and Britney Spears.
ANSWER: Britney and Kevin: Chaotic 10. This person claimed she had to take time to figure out how to cover up her chest size so no one would “look in an area that I don’t need them to look at.” This person can name only one Supreme Court case, reads all newspapers, and believes Afghanistan is a neighboring country to the USA. William Shatner recited this woman’s tweets as poetry on The Tonight Show and she likened herself to Shakespeare after coining the term refudiate. One portrayal of this woman sees her claim that marriage is a “sacred institution between two unwilling teenagers”. On this woman’s show, she is shown salmon fishing and caribou hunting with daughter Piper and husband Todd. For 10 points, name this former governor of Alaska and John McCain’s running mate.
ANSWER: Sarah Palin
11. BET banned this song from appearing on the network because one word needed to be censored 52 times. 10.4% of the music video for this song is besieged by butts, many of which are featured in strobe sequences. The singer of this song rhymes “crusty” with “custody”, compares herself to Angelina Jolie and calls herself the female Weezy. In this song’s music video, a leopard in a cage transforms into the singer who later sports computer generated bug eyes and wears yellow lipstick. The singer of this song says the subject “shoulda befriended me, then she coulda probably came back” in reference to Lil Kim. For 10 points, name this Nicki Minaj song that repeats the title derogatory term over and over.
ANSWER: “Stupid Hoe” 12. This show’s intro featured the host stealing letters from Los Angeles landmarks to spell the title of the show and its end credits showed him playing basketball on stage. The show’s set featured live fish, shelves of toys, and the live house band The Hollywood Express. This show was cancelled after five weeks on air, after which Fox ran reruns of In Living Color. In later appearances, the host of this show threatened to drive his cousin out to the middle of nowhere and leave him for dead. For 10 points, name this late-night talk show hosted by a former cast member of SNL who later starred as Clark Griswold in the National Lampoon’s Vacation films.
ANSWER: The Chevy Chase Show 13. Dr. Jones studies the title phenomenon in this movie which the tree-hugger Tom hill attributes to global warming. A Victoria’s secret model and software salesman save two children in this movie and are later attacked while eating dinner on the beach. The ex-Marine Ramsey is killed by acid excrement while attempting to save a busload of tourists after his girlfriend Becky is killed in this movie. This James Nguyen romantic horror film is notorious for its budget of less than $10,000 and poor visual effects to depict the title avian phenomenon. For 10 points, name this movie, subtitled Shock and Terror, in which eagles and buzzards attack a town.
ANSWER: Birdemic: Shock and Terror 14. The Boov race of aliens relocates all humans except for Tip, who is voiced by this actress in the upcoming film Home. This actress appears as the judge of competition between Crenshaw Heights and Pacific Vista cheerleading squads in Bring It On: All or Nothing. Michael Cera had to lie down in his trailer after slapping this actress’s ass because she retaliated by slapping him on set. In one appearance, this character says “You look like Colonel Sanders, actually” to which her superior responds “What was that, petty officer Raikes?”. This actress says “Mahalo, motherfucker” before blasting an alien in the face in one appearance while serving as a naval officer near Oahu and fighting an alien race. For 10 points, name this actress from Battleship more famous for the songs “Disturbia” and “Umbrella”.
ANSWER: Rihanna 15. In Birmingham, tickets to see this band were lowered to 75 cents with a $4.50 service charge. This band faced a class-action lawsuit from disgruntled fans after a particularly bad performance in Chicago. This band’s drummer plays underwater in a flooded town and the singer morphs into an old man feeding the pigeons in one video. In another video, this band’s singer takes refuge in a belltower after fireballs rain from the sky. This band asks to go to “a place where blind men see” and “to a place with golden streets” in one track and sang “I’ll show you love, I’ll show you everything” in another song. For 10 points, name this band fronted by Scott Stapp that released “With Arms Wide Open.”
16. Critics said this movie’s director’s disinterest was “palpable from first frame to last” and that by the standards of the directors other recent films this one was “surprisingly not horrible.” This film has been called a “love letter to Scientology” though Church of Scientology leaders deny any connection. In this film, an eagle sacrifices herself for the main character who is encouraged to fight by a dream of his sister Senshi. Kitai must overcome fear with the help of Cypher Raige after leaving Nova Prime and facing the Usra, beasts who can smell fear in this film. For 10 points, name this film starring Will and Jaden Smith set on a post-apocalyptic planet.
ANSWER: After Earth 17. A woman with this distinction who calls herself a blondashian was accused of exploitation to get her own reality TV show. Three of these people associated with the tattoo artist O’Shit had a “battle” on an episode of Black Ink Crew. Kyle Chrisley was arrested for attacking a person with this distinction. Walnita, set to star in an upcoming reality show titled for these people, was arrested for attempting to smuggle drugs to Boosie in prison. Sabrina Lamb started a petition against a show titled for people with this distinction and successfully got the show cancelled from Oxygen before it aired. That show featured the rapper Shawty Lo and his 11 children with 10 different women. In a movie with this title, Tina Fey hires Amy Poehler to be her surrogate mother. For 10 points, name this term for single mothers.
ANSWER: baby mama 18. Rosalyn dies after swallowing a fly and exploding on this show. Reverend Steve Newlin trains new congregation members in Bible study during the Light of Day Leadership Conference in the show. Jason is kidnapped by Crystal’s inbred family and is locked in a freezer when not used for breeding on this show. On this show, Tara goes to the “Curl Up and Fry” tanning salon and attempts to kill herself using the UV rays. This show’s protagonist is a waitress at Merlotte’s Bar and Grill and has telepathic powers because of her fairy ancestors. Anna Paquin plays Sookie Stackhouse on this show. For 10 points, name this show about vampires set in Louisiana.
ANSWER: True Blood 19. This person revealed his dyslexia in an episode of Silver Spoons. This person starred in the TV movie Grambling’s White Tiger as the first white quarterback at a historically black college. When this person appeared on a Wheaties box, the San Francisco district attorney filed charges of false advertising, but dropped the suit two days later. This person replaced Erik Estrada during one season of CHiPs. This man played Ron White in the pseudo-documentary Can’t Stop the Music about the Village People that won the first Razzie for worst picture. For 10 points, name this former Olympic track and field athlete and step-father of the Kardashians.
ANSWER: Bruce Jenner 20. After referencing the Zimmerman trial, the singer of this song said that “the world is such a fucked up place the last thing people need to worry about is my cute little video”. The singer also said “I just want something that feels black” and referred to herself as a “white Nicki Minaj” after criticism surfaced that the video for this song was racist. The singer of this song says to “Remember only God can judge ya, forget the haters ‘cause somebody loves ya.” A circle of goats wearing sunglasses, dancing teddy bears, a skull made of french fries, and a money sandwich all feature in this song’s music video. The singer of this song says “we like to party, dancing with molly” and says “it’s our party, we can do what we want.”For 10 points, name this Miley Cyrus song.