The unisex purity test

XV. Don't Worry; I was a Boy Scout
(Bondage and S&M - 55 Questions)
1809.Do you consider Bondage a way of showing that you care for another person (it's

the ultimate in trust)?
Have you ('voluntarily'):
1810.improvised bondage extemporaneously during sexual activity (e.g. holding some-

one's wrists over their head)?

1811.worn a collar/leash for erotic purposes?

1812.worn a collar/leash for some other purpose (for fashion or fun counts, so does kid-

napping)?

1813.been gagged for erotic purposes?

1814.been gagged for some other purpose (for fashion or fun counts)?

1815.been gagged with somebody else's underwear?

1816.been tied up for erotic purposes (ropes, scarves, ties)?

1817.been tied up and fucked?

1818.been tied up and NOT fucked (teased)?

1819.been tied up and masturbated upon?

1820.been tied up and had to watch others?

1821.been tied up knowing you might be seen by others?

1822.been tied up with the intention of being seen by others?

1823.been tied up and shown to others, only you didn't know this was intended?

1824.willingly had your head inserted in a toilet bowl or urinal?

1825.tied someone up for erotic purposes?

1826.tied someone up and fucked them?

1827.tied someone up and NOT fucked them?

1828.tied someone up and masturbated on them?

1829.tied someone up and had them watch?

1830.tied someone up and shown them to others?

1831.tied someone up and shown them to others, only he/she didn't know this was in-

tended?

1832.been bound in chains?

1833.been bound and had someone whip you?

1834.been whipped until you bled?

1835.bound someone in chains (handcuffs, leg irons or plain chain)?

1836.bound someone and whipped them?

1837.whipped someone until they bled?

1838.had candle wax put on your nipples?

1839.had candle wax put on your buttocks?

1840.had candle wax put on your genitals?

1841.had candle wax put on any other body parts?

1842.put candle wax on someone else's nipples?

1843.put candle wax on someone else's buttocks?

1844.put candle wax on someone else's genitals?

1845.put candle wax on any other body parts of someone else?

1846.practiced flagellation?

1847.gotten any good at it?

1848.used duct tape for bondage purposes (remove slowly!)?

1849.been hit with a 2x4 for sexual purpose (it's more fun than you can shake a stick at)?

1850.been hit with a brick or cinder block for sexual purposes?

1851.fantasized of being tied up for erotic purposes?

1852.fantasized of tying someone up for erotic purposes?

1853.fantasized of tying someone up to show them to others?

1854.fantasized of tying someone up to have them watch?

1855.bought B&D literature?

1856.read "The Story of O"?

1857.read both volumes of "The Story of O"?

1858.seen the movie "The Story of O"?

1859.posed for B&D drawings?

1860.posed for B&D photographs?

1861.asked someone to pose for B&D drawings?

1862.asked someone to pose for B&D photographs?

1863.asked someone to 'pose' for B&D movies?


XVI. Mama Always Told Me to Share
(Group Sexual Activities - 36 Questions)
Have you:
1864.been in intimate contact with more than one person at a time?

1865.been in intimate contact with more than one nude person at a time?

1866.skinny-dipped in mixed company?

1867.participated in group masturbation (each member masturbating themselves, a 'circle-

jerk')?

1868.participated in a group masturbation contest (first to come/last to come/most color-

ful/soggy cookie/whatever)?

1869.won a group masturbation contest?

1870.lost a masturbation contest (Eat the cookie!)?

1871.participated in group masturbation (everyone masturbating one another)?

1872.participated in a group masturbation contest (first to come/last to come/whatever)?

1873.played any game which required the removal of clothing (strip poker, Monopoly,

chess)?

1874.deliberately lost a game which required the removal of clothing (folding with four

aces)?

1875.played a game which required you or others to perform a sexual action on another

participant?

1876.been to a Wesson (or whatever) oil party?

1877.walked in on others, unaware that they were engaged in sexual activity, and been

asked to join and did so?

1878.had others walk in unaware that you were involved in sexual activity and ask to join?

1879.had others walk in unaware that you were involved in sexual activity and you asked

them to join?

1880.been involved in a menage-a-trios?

1881.been involved in a homosexual menage-a-trois?

1882.been invited to be involved in a menage-a-trios?

1883.invited someone to join in a menage-a-trios?

1884.participated in a two (or more) in one (hands don't count)?

1885.participated in group sex (four or more people; partners must be exchanged)?

1886.had sex in a group (four or more people; partners not exchanged)?

1887.participated in a circle-o-fuck?

1888.participated in a homosexual circle-o-fuck?

1889.participated in a '69' circle?

1890.participated in a homosexual '69' circle?

1891.participated in an orgy or similar group activity (four or more people; everybody

licking and sucking and fucking everybody else)?

1892.made an invitation to join in an orgy or similar group activity?

1893.ever been involved in a gang-bang [banger or bangee (step right up, come and get it

while it's hot)]?

1894.participated in a fuck-a-thon (where the object is to see how many times you can

have sex in a set time)?

1895.ever performed oral sex on somebody after they had had intercourse with somebody

else (without that person washing or douching)?

1896.ever performed oral sex on somebody after they had had intercourse with somebody

else (without washing) and you didn't find out about the first person until later?

1897.ever had somebody perform oral sex on you while you were having intercourse with

somebody else (pretty picture, eh?)?

1898.ever had the person you were having intercourse with perform oral sex on you dur-

ing intercourse (flexible!)?

1899.ever performed oral sex on a person with which you were currently having sexual

intercourse?

XVII. Old MacDonald had his Farm, E-I-E-I-OHHHHHHH!
(Bestiality - 35 Questions)
Have you:
1900.flirted with animals?

1901.interpreted an animals actions as flirting (with you)?

1902.masturbated onto an animal?

1903.masturbated with (using the aid of) an animal?

1904.masturbated with an animal because you thought the animal enjoyed it?

1905.performed oral sex on an animal?

1906.received oral sex from an animal?

1907.attempted to receive oral sex from an animal, but failed (Oooh, that's gonna need

stitches)?

1908.used in sexual activities a lab animal (mouse, gerbil, etc.)?

1909.used in sexual activities a domestic animal (dog, cat, etc.)?

1910.used in sexual activities a farm animal (cow, sheep, chicken, etc.)?

1911.used in sexual activities a wild animal (tiger, lion, buffalo, etc.)?

1912.used in sexual activities a flock of canaries?

1913.fucked a live animal?

1914.fucked a live animal more than once?

1915.fucked more than one kind of animal?

1916.fucked more than one kind of animal at the same time?

1917.been fucked by an animal?

1918.been fucked by the same animal on a regular basis (some might say you were dat-

ing)?

1919.been fucked by more than one animal at a time?

1920.been fucked by more than one species at a time?

1921.used the horn of a unicorn as a dildo?

1922.performed sexual activity with any mythical creature?

1923.inserted [generally somewhat small]animals (gerbils, etc.) into a female's (including

your own) naughty bits?

1924.inserted [small] animals into your or somebody else's rectum?

1925.had an animal die during any of the above activities?

1926.fucked a dead animal?

1927.fucked a dinner animal (stuff that turkey, Clyde!)?

1928.been fucked by a dead animal?

1929.tied up an animal and performed sexual acts on it?

1930.fed a live animal to a pet?

1931.been to a dog or cock fight?

1932.tortured an animal for your own pleasure?

1933.mutilated any animal for your own pleasure?

1934.eaten the animal after you performed any of the above activities?


XVIII. Let There Be Lips!
(The Rocky Horror Picture Show [RHPS] - 46 Questions)
Have you:
1935.seen RHPS (video or wherever)?

1936.seen RHPS in the theater?

1937.seen RHPS more than 69 times in the theater?

1938.more than 100 times?

1939.more than 500 times?

1940.more than 1000 times?

1941.more than 1500 times?

1942.Are you Sal Piro?

1943.joined the national RHPS fan club?

1944.bought the RHPS soundtrack?

1945.bought the RHPS soundtrack on the original vinyl?

1946.bought a copy of the video (videocassette)?

1947.bought a copy of the video (reel-to-reel)?

1948.bought a theater for the sole purpose of showing RHPS?

1949.seen RHPS with a live cast?

1950.seen RHPS while drunk or stoned?

1951.seen RHPS while on acid?

1952.seen RHPS while on any other drug?

1953.seen The Rocky Horror Show (the musical play)?

1954.dressed in costume for an RHPS?

1955.Do you know the entire movie by heart (lyrics and dialogue, without any sound-

tracks playing. Basically, could you recite the movie right now for us?)?

1956.done the Time Warp in the nude?

1957.done the Time Warp in the nude in mixed company?

1958.participated in an RHPS production?

1959.participated in an RHPS as a character of the opposite sex?

1960.participated in an RHPS as more than one character in one show?

1961.while you were participating, had "prop failure" (costume falling off revealing more

than intended)?

1962.caused someone else to have prop failure?

1963.participated in an RHPS production while stoned or drunk?

1964.participated in an RHPS production while on acid?

1965.participated in an RHPS production while on any other drug?

1966.during an RHPS, necked/petted?

1967.during an RHPS, had oral sex?

1968.during an RHPS, fucked (FUCK the back row!)?

1969.been kicked out of an RHPS?

1970.been a member of an RHPS cast?

Have you performed, for an entire show, the part of:
1971.Frank-N-Furter (a scientist)?

1972.Janet Weiss (a heroine)?

1973.Brad Majors (a hero) Riff Raff (a handyman)?

1974.Magenta (a domestic)?

1975.Columbia (a groupie)?

1976.Dr. Everett V. Scott (a rival scientist)?

1977.Rocky Horror (a creation)?

1978.Eddie (ex delivery boy)?

1979.The Criminologist (an expert)?

1980.A transylvanian (a transylvanian)?

XIX. Eyes on Your Own Papers, Please
(Testing - 20 Questions)
Have you:
1981.had an unauthorized crib sheet for a test?

1982.flunked an IQ test?

1983.had to study for a blood test?

1984.lied on a Purity Test to improve you score?

1985.lied about your score in order to impress someone?

1986.done something with the intent to 'improve' your Purity Test scores or used a Test

for inspiration (using the Purity Test as a check-list)?

1987.been jealous of, impressed by, or frightened by someone else's test scores?

1988.made fun of someone's score to their face?

1989.read a Purity Test aloud, without omitting sections or being embarrassed?

1990.taken a group Purity Test?

1991.taken any form of a Purity Test more than five times?

1992.taken any of the post-millennial (that's over 1000 questions) forms of the Purity Test

more than 69 times (get a LIFE)?

1993.taken every form of the Purity Test ever written?

1994.administered a group Purity Test?

1995.participated in a Purity Test with ulterior motives?

1996.remembered something by taking a Purity Test?

1997.forgotten something by taking a Purity Test (maybe you shouldn't get THAT drunk

while taking it)?

1998.written or re-written a Purity Test?

1999.If you've done something not mentioned on this test, say it aloud and let the group

decide if you should get a point for it (maximum one point per person).

2000.If you weren't offended, bothered or disturbed by anything on this test, give your-

self a point (this shouldn¹t be too hard for you PT veterans).

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