we feel that the most fun way to use this test is to hold a Purity Test Party. All you need is
one copy of the test, and a bunch of friends. (Lots of writing implements and paper would
be useful too.) The person with the copy of the test is the test administrator; s/he reads the
questions out loud and everybody else writes down their answers. There is no definite rule
whether the participants are required to divulge their answers; that is up to the group to de-
cide. However, being open with your answers leads to some great conversations. But no
matter what you decide, each person's purity score should be made common knowledge.
(The person with the highest (or lowest) score gets to be giggled at for the rest of his/her
life.) This works wonderfully at parties and lets everybody know who's easy and who isn't,
so you'll know who to go home with. Don't leave home without it. On the whole, this is biased for experience and, hence, age. If
you're still too young to qualify, well, these things take time. Chaste makes waste. Virgin-
ity can be cured. Remember: the conjugation is "I am erotic, You are kinky, They are per-
verts." All questions in this test pertain to events that have happened to you subsequent to your
weaning and babyhood/infancy. Anything that may have happened before that time is con-
sidered not standing and void.
Definitions (for the innocent, naive, or too busy): Necking: the kissing or stroking of a person's head or neck, the stroking of arms, hands or
back. Essentially cuddling. Nothing too serious. Petting: the above plus the caressing or fondling of other portions of anatomy; through or
underneath clothing. In other words, making out. Sexual activity: all the above, plus what your puerile imagination dreams up. Doesn't nec-
essarily mean penetration (but it can). Other-Half: Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Spouse, Slave, Master, Mistress, Kept Man, etc. Posslq: "Person of the Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters." Term lifted from the U.S.
census form. Nice colloquialism for live-in lover. Masturbation: voluntary touching of one's own genitals for purposes of receiving pleasure.
Doesn't imply orgasm. Can be through clothing. Mutual Masturbation: Technically, two (or more) people masturbating, who also happen to
be together (only touching themselves). For purposes of this test, however, mutual mas-
turbation will also be defined as two (or more) persons manually stimulating one another.
Again, not necessarily to orgasm, and possibly through clothing.
Scoring This is a yes-or-no test, you don't really need to mark the no's, as you can easily subtract
the total yes answers from 2000, and magically, you have the total no answers! We rec-